people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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