Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
zippers are such a cool invention
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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