i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick