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(310): View more from California

Where are you???

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With some dude on the way to his house to blaze

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You went back to a stranger's house????

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He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.

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I love LA.

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(310): Where are you??? (210): With some dude on the way to his house to blaze (310): You went back to a stranger's house???? (210): He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc. (310): I love LA. http://tfl.nu/3r8e

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.

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(717): this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success. http://tfl.nu/z2ja

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(708): View more from Illinois

I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.

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(708): I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event. http://tfl.nu/286m

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(519): View more from Ontario

I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"

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(519): I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now" http://tfl.nu/0x96

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(480): View more from Arizona

Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.

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(480): Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars. http://tfl.nu/f73b

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(315): View more from New York

I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.

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(315): I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite. http://tfl.nu/f93w

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(801): View more from Utah

I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified

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(801): I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified http://tfl.nu/y3tt

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.

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(773): Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell. http://tfl.nu/cuh5

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(567): View more from Ohio

She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs

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(567): She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs http://tfl.nu/brto

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(716): View more from New York

Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.

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(716): Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day. http://tfl.nu/hsum

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(970): View more from Colorado

bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.

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(970): bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog. http://tfl.nu/rc38

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!

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(+44): THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!! http://tfl.nu/qwat

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(209): View more from California

DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.

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(209): DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now. http://tfl.nu/drmi

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(248): View more from Michigan

And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover

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(248): And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover http://tfl.nu/8g3o

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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.

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(530): She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes. http://tfl.nu/pzyk

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