Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
my god I love twenty year old dicks
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU