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  i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa

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  sure if you go to prison

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat

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  watch out for the queen of hearts

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  fuucck i forgot ab her

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?

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• (916): View more from California

  Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.

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  Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.

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  he is a god among men.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?

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• (619): View more from California

  I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..

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• (415): View more from California

  I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED

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• (518): View more from New York

  I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick

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