I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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