You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize