careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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