you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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