We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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