we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
not ubering you a puppy
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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