Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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