i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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