My brain says no but my pants say off.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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