i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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