That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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