Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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