Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Welp...herpes.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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