did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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