: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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