No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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