I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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