is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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