Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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