this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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