i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I'm always down for nudity.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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