I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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