I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Randomize
