Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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