I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You smell like stripper and shame
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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