it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
