There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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