So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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