whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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