Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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Boobs speak an international language.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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