If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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