He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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