What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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