so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Found the puke drawer
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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