I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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