Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
