The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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