My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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