Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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