I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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