Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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