Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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