He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Im part way to drunk.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Randomize