Me too!
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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