Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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