wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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