I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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