How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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