That's intense
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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