"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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