hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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