That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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