Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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