I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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